Martin Jensen - Solo Dance

✔ Uncredited vocalist who is exceedingly difficult to pin down because even in interviews when asked about the singer, Martin Jensen doesn't say her name (I THINK it's Theresa Schæfer)
✔ Inexplicably promoted by Spotify with limited iTunes overlap to the point where it's not clear whether it's charting all around the world because anyone actually likes the song
✔ That same shitty Kygo-imitation tropical pop drop that you can smell a mile away that sounds like a nursery rhyme
✔ Too dull to seek out but too dull to skip

This is a song that does not have lofty ambitions. Vocals are plenty serviceable but there's little to latch onto in the long run. All I want to do is listen to Indiana's "Solo Dancing". But then ah, that's the nature of trends isn't it. There'll be some trying their best to utilise it to the fullest, and there'll be some who are just riding the wave. I do my best to try and ignore it.